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carbatarian

A person who is vegetarian, yet dislikes most vegetables. Therefore eating mostly carbohydrates.
Jen never eats meat or vegetables. She mostly eats desserts, pasta, bread, and other carbohydrates. She's such a carbatarian
carbatarian by Thalia8 January 5, 2014

carbotarian 

Someone who defies all diet rules and eats only food high in carbohydrates and starch
"I'm a carbotarian. I only eat bread, pasta, cereal, cake, pies, muffins, rice, potatoes, etc."
carbotarian by Steph & Renee April 28, 2005

carnetarian 

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.
"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."
carnetarian by System Folder September 13, 2013

Crapitarian

An individual whose dietary restrictions are only crap food i.e.: junk food, fast food, greasy food. Crapitarians have little regard for the health of their own bodies and, subsequently, have very limited "foods" that they can/will eat.
It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!
Crapitarian by rory.scollard October 7, 2012

crapetarian 

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.
Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.
crapetarian by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010

Carbetarian 

A vegetarian who doesn't eat fruits, vegetables, or anything remotely healthy. Instead they eat an obnoxious amount of carbohydrates and fats.
Person 1: Monique said she's vegetarian but i haven't seen her eat a single fruit or vegetable all day. Instead she's been eating pizza, lasagna, and cheesecake.
Person 2: Clearly she's a Carbetarian!
Carbetarian by mlb1967id2 November 23, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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