Cranham
A golfer who is uncommonly beset by incredulous luck, revels in sandbagging, and is not unknown to promote their achievements on particularly short courses.
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Craphamus
A combination of the Holidays of Chanukah and Christmas where one receives gag type gifts.
Slang for disgust or disappointment.
A substitution for any vulgar word.
Slang for disgust or disappointment.
A substitution for any vulgar word.
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Cranham • crabhammer • craphammer • Canham • Cranhattan • Crankameter • crankamuffin • Craphamus • crashamatic • CrayHAM
craphammer
a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.
catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?
elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
craphammer by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004
crabhammer
The 'crabhammer' is quite simply a sexual maneuver.
1. the girl gives the guy a blowjob
2. the guy comes in the girl's mouth
3. the guy rolls onto back, and smacks the girl with the sole of his right foot, then his left
4. the guy rolls back up, and pushes the girl backwards (kinda rolling her upside down)
5. the guy sticks his index and middle fingers (of each hand) into the girl's ass, and pulls it open
6. insert scrotum into rectum
7. remove fingers
8. bounce up and down
9. Congratulations! you have completed the crabhammer
1. the girl gives the guy a blowjob
2. the guy comes in the girl's mouth
3. the guy rolls onto back, and smacks the girl with the sole of his right foot, then his left
4. the guy rolls back up, and pushes the girl backwards (kinda rolling her upside down)
5. the guy sticks his index and middle fingers (of each hand) into the girl's ass, and pulls it open
6. insert scrotum into rectum
7. remove fingers
8. bounce up and down
9. Congratulations! you have completed the crabhammer
Guy: so in my dream I give this chick the crabhammer, and then she makes me a bologna sandwich as I jackhammer her while rawhide is playing on my stereo
Therapist: well... i guess that would mean that you have some feelings of latent affection towards her...
Guy: dude... are you fucking kidding me?
Therapist: well... i guess that would mean that you have some feelings of latent affection towards her...
Guy: dude... are you fucking kidding me?
crabhammer by LarryVR March 17, 2007
Portuguese Crabhammer
When you grab someone by the gooch, asshole, pussy and or balls, and pick them up and throw them down hopefully causing trauma to the neck, head or genitalia.
After Jenny refused a Dirty Sanchez I grabbed that bitch by the cunt and gave her a Portuguese Crabhammer
Portuguese Crabhammer by NickSuki August 4, 2009
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