Cramudgen

A mythical, cave dwelling creature like a modern day troll, having dwarf or midget like features, typically not a good looking fellow

OMG... the guy in the bar was such a cramudgen.

What a little c-mudge...

by cnap May 1, 2009

crumudgen

A crabby ass bastard

All Hugh does is complain about his life, he is a damn crumudgen!

by meghan kirk December 27, 2003

crumudgen

What your girlfriend calls you when your being an ass.

Hey, crumudgen! why aren't you spending more time with me!

by Spada May 4, 2005

Carmudgeon

A carmudgeon is a grumpy, cantankerous old man.

Frank Barone would be aptly described as a Carmudgeon.

by An Old 49er September 11, 2010

Carmudgeon

A bad tempered driver that usually calls other drivers to acquire road rage. Usually travels slow the fast lane.

After several seconds of missed opportunities, I began to pass the slow car in the right lane when they refused to move into the right lane themselves. That freaking carmudgeon began to speed up and shaking his crusty old fist at me. I cut him off leaving him in my dust.

by Kno' the Consequence August 21, 2013

crumudgen

The straight guy that hangs out within your girlfriend's social circle. Even though you may be able to stand some of her friends, this non-gay male friend throws an odd wrench in things. The one that never has any chance with any of the girls, and is always the one to offer questionable "male" advice when one of the girls approaches a guy or has relationship issues. The boyfriends of these girls make attempts to socialize with him, but quickly realize his douchey role in the group. He typically will be seen buying pitchers of beer for the girls, bringing his own darts and pool cue to the bar, organizing wine and guitar hero nights, boasting about his volunteer firefighter status, and getting set up with the grotesquer examples of the female species.

Mark: Hey babe, is Allen, the crumudgen coming out tonight with us?
Heather: Don't call him that! And no, he's getting all the things ready for tommorrow's Sangria ladies night at roxannes
Mark: Cool, I'll be out flying fighter jets

by Peppermint Pickles July 1, 2009

cramden

Used when expressing extreme excitement or joy, especially in reference to the anticipation of spousal abuse. This word can be used as a response to nearly any question.

'Ralph to the Cramden!!!!'
'Raaaaaaaaaaallllllppppphhhh' (answered by spouse) 'Craaaaaaammmmmdeeeeennnnn'
'CRAMDEN!'
'Honey, where is my lube?' 'Cramden!'

by Trophyus April 10, 2008