craigshook 

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.

a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.

craigshook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012

Craigery Owens 

Lead singer of post-hardcor band CHIODOS.
lives in Rochester Hills, Michigan and is known for being the hottest guy alive! Everyone wants his bod!

Craigery Owens signed my belt yesterday at the Chiodos concert!

Craigery Owens by cobrapurplelover :) June 2, 2009

Stickey Craigery 

When a males penis is inserted into a sticky vagina his member becomes sticky and then the female partner sucks her vagina stank off his penis while yelling "Oh Craig"

DAYYYMM BOIII that stickey craigery u got last night could be heard all the way to VaChina ;)

Stickey Craigery by Kristen Gommol January 16, 2008

craigroom 

When Senator Craig was busted for transmitting signals for gay sex in a public bathroom (by tapping his toe next to the adjacent stall), he claimed that he always spread his legs when he sat on the toilet to keep his pants up. Therefore, "craigroom" means having enough space on the toilet to comfortably spread your legs.

"I like visiting your mother, but hate using her bathroom. There just isn't enough craigroom."

craigroom by MITJack October 11, 2007

Crangerous 

A combination of both "crazy" and "dangerous".

I wouldn't try to mimic those Jackass guys, because some of that stuff is just crangerous.

Crangerous by Tekiran July 28, 2003

Craigers 

Craigers is a debilitating disease in males whose only side effect is that it makes its carrier painfully sexy. Although Craigers itself is not contagious, those who suffer from it are often carriers of another highly contagious disease that severely inhibits the ability of an infected female to keep her clothes on.

"My Craigers is acting up again. My dick won't stop throbbing."

Craigers by Cwk September 24, 2013

Craigywoo

Craigywoo is a simple phrase which can be used out of context and can be said at anytime. But works at its best when within 2-5 metres from a lubrication poster.

Sam: Its that time again...
Josh: Lubrication..
Jonty: Craigywoo

Craigywoo by Bam West & Som Matton March 23, 2009