Craig's List  

When you place a Sex Ad on Craig's List because you are not getting any.

My husband wasn't giving up the goods, so I threatened him I was going to go Craig's List on his ass if he didn't put out!

Craig's List by TCJG2 August 2, 2008

Craig's List Massage 

A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.

I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!

Craig's List Massage by ochomeans8 September 1, 2011

Craig's List Orgy 

A hurriedly organized mass suck festival using the internets. Participants are typically those lurking the internet for a random encounter.

Bill: How was the Craig's List hook up?

Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.

Craig's List Orgy by GrizzlyE July 5, 2010

Craig's Lobotomy List 

The place to find employees to staff a front office.

First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.

Craig's Lobotomy List by phiddy February 19, 2010

Jenny Craigs list

A sarcastic reference to washed up and desperate celebrities such as valeri bertonelli, Jason Alexander, Sara rue, kirstie alley featured on Jenny Craig commercials. Including Gilfred Godfrey for shoedini

I saw George from Seinfeld on this Jenny Craig commercial the other day he's hit an all time low dude, he's a Jenny Craigs list celeb now

Jenny Craigs list by boobyfukr March 6, 2010

Craigs List Corruption 

When you earn so much money on Craig's list, you become a complete douche to your friends and all you care about is making more Craig's list money.

Daaaamnn dude, you gots Craigs List corruption!

Craigs List Corruption by Shankyoself October 21, 2010

Craigslist 

A website that makes people inherently dumber. Used as a way to post advertisements for the selling of items and services, it is now overrun with the stupid. Any description of an item is completely ignored, and subsequent idiotic questioning follows. In the off-chance that someone actually gets to the point of making an offer for an item, any listed price is ignored and a low-ball offer is made. A trade may also be offered, whether or not this has been mentioned as an alternative to cash payment. The idiocy is not entirely limited to the buyer, as there are many occasions where a seller is contacted and then has no idea what they are selling. Because there are so many stupid people on Craigslist, many scams have been set up to take advantage of this. There are multiple types of schemes in place to try to take these people's money, often successfully. Despite Craigslist's best efforts and numerous warnings against these scams, most users are often too dense to realize that they are about to be financially raped, and possibly physically as well as there are many listings for sexual encounters.

Buyer: "Yo you got that gixxer for sale on Craigslist bro?"
Seller: "It's not a Suzuki GSX-R, it's a Honda CBR1000. Yes I'm still selling it for $5,500."
Buyer: "Alright yo, so you'll take $2000 then?"
Seller: "No."
Buyer: "What about a set of Bridgestone tires?"
Seller: "No."

Example 2

Buyer: "Hi I'm calling about the motorcycle you have listed on Craigslist. Is it still for sale?"
Seller: "What motorcycle?"
Buyer: "You have a 2007 Suzuki listed for $4800 on Craigslist. Is it still for sale or is it sold?"
Seller: "......."
Buyer: "So you didn't list a 2007 Suzuki for $4800?"
Seller: "Oh yeah yeah yeah my bad bro. Nah it's sold."

Craigslist by Benrama34 May 1, 2014