Crackzema

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A dry patch of skin, resembling eczema, located along the crackage of a perky, cute, but slightly pale bum. In a well known case, it tends to habituate especially on the lower tailbone. Sometimes giant pimples may occur within the crackzema, resulting in another condition known as crackne.

Peter says: "Hey, why are there flakes all over the back of your black pants?"

Julia responds: "Because my crackzema was itchy."

Crackzema by JFedBonanza March 23, 2010

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Crackhead Moment

When someone does something with extreme energy or their extremely crazy.

John just had a Crackhead moment

Crackhead Moment by N&T December 8, 2020

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crackhead hours

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.

Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.

crackhead hours by ur b1tch October 24, 2019

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crackhead ned

The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes

Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV

crackhead ned by Rfit DC kodd May 15, 2019

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crackhead culture

Crackheald Culture is the music video of BTS's 'IDOL'. Stream it, live it, love it.

Beth: Did you see the new BTS music video?

Me: OMG YES! It was totally crackhead culture, it was SO awesome!!

crackhead culture by Crazy_as_Cora August 26, 2018

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Crackhead hours

The time of the night when you need sleep, find everything hilarious, and wanna sing every song on the frozen soundtrack.... Crackhead hours are very dark hours

Welcome to crackhead hours! We hope you enjoy your stay. -your brain at 3 am

Crackhead hours by quitting IS succeeding November 5, 2018

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crackhead math

When people count their money in forms of material, usually drugs or alcohol.

You get your paycheck for $240 and say
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"

or

You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"

Hence the term crackhead math

crackhead math by Dj Djuric August 8, 2009

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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