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crackead 

London slang. as in 'crack head'. can mean:
1) someone who has taken crack cocaine, one or more times
2) someone completely reliant on crack, proper psycological dependance
3) somebody whos crazy
4) someone actin crazy temporarily, or permanent
5) if u jus did sutin stupid, someones may go 'you crackead'
1) :i heard hes actually done hub!
: i always knew he was a crackhead.
4) (dude just shouts mr cooper is a bitch! in assembly) fuckin hell man, you a crackead or sutin?
5) (dude just trips over in the street) jokes, what a crackead.
crackead by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
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Crackhead Moment 

When someone does something with extreme energy or their extremely crazy.
John just had a Crackhead moment
Crackhead Moment by N&T December 8, 2020

crackhead hours 

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.
crackhead hours by ur b1tch October 24, 2019

cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.
cracked rear view by Stan West October 19, 2004

cracked a rat 

Letting loose a huge, slow, loud fart.
Omg did you hear kate? She totally cracked a rat while we were at the dinner table .
cracked a rat by kimk5 August 7, 2017

crackhead ned 

The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes
Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV
crackhead ned by Rfit DC kodd May 15, 2019

crackhead culture

Crackheald Culture is the music video of BTS's 'IDOL'. Stream it, live it, love it.
Beth: Did you see the new BTS music video?

Me: OMG YES! It was totally crackhead culture, it was SO awesome!!
crackhead culture by Crazy_as_Cora August 26, 2018
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