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Crackted

The doctor said I have crackted gonorrhea
by Bo3dragon247 March 28, 2021
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cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.
by Stan West October 19, 2004
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cracked a rat

Letting loose a huge, slow, loud fart.
Omg did you hear kate? She totally cracked a rat while we were at the dinner table .
by kimk5 August 7, 2017
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Cracked at the craft

Something Minecraft streamer and YouTuber Awesamdude says. It annoys fellow streamer Tubbo, and we con only assume it means "Im good at ___".
Awesamdude- Im cracked at the craft.
Tubbo- Oh my gosh stop
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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cracked out of turn

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the con itself.
I had totally gotten away with it until my little brother cracked out of turn.
by Gimbo is all in February 25, 2008
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Cracked out

The state of mind of someone who is wide awake yet mentally exhausted; usually as a result of being under the influence of stimulants for long periods of time.
Midterm exams are finally over, but now I’m too cracked out to sleep or do anything fun
by R0€K3T March 16, 2019
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