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Crackcident 

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.
The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!
Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

crackachino 

Crackachino is a drink (yes that stupid white people buy) but it isn't from starbucks.

its is one part of each:

baileys

Kaluah
vodka
151 (rum) (maybe a dash extra)
coffee

shaken and strained into a small rocks glass or a LARGE shot glass. You shouldn't really be able to taste too much liquor as the coffee supresses it.
Give me a round of 30 crackachinos

crackship 

A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack. Relatively common in fan fiction.
Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!
crackship by H@rdc0re March 20, 2008

crackpipe 

Pipe used for smoking crack, sold exclusively at the nations capitol.
crackpipe by Advil April 9, 2004

crackcident 

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant
I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"
crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

Papa Crackpipe 

A lesser known nickname for a major male crackhead. These men are most often found at our nations capital.
Guy 1: Look at Papa Crackpipe over there.
Guy 2: Hey dumbass, thats our president.
Guy 3:Ain't that just like that old fella.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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