Crackshipping 

Shipping which goes beyond any logical view or standpoint and will (most definitely) never become canon due to a multitude of reasons like e.g two characters being in different universes or never interacting in canon.

Person A: "Did you know, Sonic the Hedgehog x Arthur Shelby is a thing?"
Person B: "more like crackshipping but k"

Crackshipping by the letter H is superior May 13, 2024