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Crack-mite 

A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.
Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.

Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
Crack-mite by Boo-HV August 16, 2017
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Crank Mite 

The imaginary bugs the drug attics find themselves being attacked by relentlessly. These so called Crank Mites are commonly associated with crystal methamphetamine users. Due to this commonality some refer to these Crank Mites as Meth Bugs.
As a result of having crank mites is obvious to the general public. They show up as sores on the victim’s body, namely the face and forearms. These sores are caused by the nonstop picking and scratching the user engages in trying to rid themselves of these mites.
Toddy just banged a teener of crystal and is tearing himself up from those crank mites.
Crank Mite by BigABC123 June 25, 2010

Cracknite 

A way to describe theaddictiveness of Fortnite by comparing it to crack and how addicting it is.
Chris:Hey Adrian your hear about Jerry?
Adrian:No what?
Chris:That nigga was on Cracknite at 4am.
Cracknite by Thereal9ine6ix May 29, 2018

cracktites 

Cracktites r the little minion so to speak ppl for all the crackers of the world. I am a cracktites bc my son is the biggest Cracker of all time. Love to the crackers of the world.
Did see them cracktites come out and fight for the crackers?
cracktites by Stalkers r us December 19, 2016

CrackSite 

The One Master 1337 h4Xx0r
Be Gone !
Espen J is one example for example :P
CrackSite by Espen December 3, 2003

Cracknite 

A reference to how Fortnite is as addicting as crack cocaine.
Jerry spent 15 hours on cracknite last week.
Cracknite by Thereal9ine6ix May 29, 2018
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