Crabophobe 

A person who is afraid of crabs sexually

Man, that guy at the beach was such a crabophobe!

Crabophobe by crabophobe February 25, 2017

Carbophobiac

A person who has an incredibly annoying fear of carbohydrates.

“Oh, No No! I don’t eat THAT!” I am a suffering Carbophobiac!

Carbophobiac by SweetLipsKimi March 25, 2009

carbophobe

-noun, a person that does not delight in the consumption of cupcakes or strawberry jam on white toast

"Naw, I don't mind downing a box of Honey Nut Cheerios with you. I'm no carbophobe."

Origin: Alan Aragon, 2011

carbophobe by ghosting July 21, 2011

carbophobia

An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.

Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.

Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.

carbophobia by Bamboo_bends November 7, 2009

carbophobe

A fad-diet obsessed person who refuses to eat foods containing carbohydrates for fear of gaining weight.

Ellen was such a carbophobe, she would throw away the bread from her sandwiches.

carbophobe by P Dunk April 28, 2008

crapophobic 

the fear of any brown, solid, bipass (poop, etc)

1) John- Hey, that bathroom stall is gross, will you flush for me?

Jane- Ewwww no! I am crapophobic!

crapophobic by memberchipsahoy March 20, 2010

cratophobia

The fear of losing the one person who you couldn’t imagine living without..

I have cratophobia and can’t imagine losing you

cratophobia by Mesiwaelusl May 23, 2024