carbophobia

An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.

Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.

Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.

carbophobia by Bamboo_bends November 7, 2009

Carniphobia 

Fear or phobia of being "Fleishig".
Jewish law requires that one wait six hours between eating meat and dairy. Many religious Jews have thus developed a phobia for eating meat during day hours because they "might" want to eat something dairy later on in the day.
("Fleishig" is the Yiddish word for "Meaty").

I'm starving. All they had was meat - which I naturally couldn't bring myself to eat because I suffer from a severe case of Carniphobia.

Carniphobia by Ben-adam December 14, 2011

Cacophobia 

An uncommon fear of ugliness.

Ugg!! Don't bring that hideous beast in here! You know I suffer from Cacophobia!!!

Cacophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

calxophobia 

The fear of chalk and chalk related things such as chalk boards and chalky textures. Makes it hard for many people who enjoy playing pool.

I heard the the teacher made billy write his name on the board in marker instead of chalk. He has Calxophobia

calxophobia by Soddenbean345 February 1, 2018

Carbaphobia 

Carbaphobia is the fear of any teacher.

Steve: I am really scared of Mr.bru

Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher

Carbaphobia by Water toaster October 15, 2019

Cacophobia 

A fear of ugliness. But mainly used by pretentious judgmental people wanting an excuse to be complete and utter assholes

Get your fugly ass away from me! I have cacophobia and I can’t have your disgusting pig face anywhere near me!

Cacophobia by Lassietoes June 13, 2019

Carpophobia 

The fear of wrists because of veins showing. Can also be related in cases associated with Veinophobia.

She had Carpophobia because she couldn't look at her wrist and the more visible veins.

Carpophobia by emmayoudontknow January 3, 2011