Carbophobiac

A person who has an incredibly annoying fear of carbohydrates.

“Oh, No No! I don’t eat THAT!” I am a suffering Carbophobiac!

by SweetLipsKimi March 25, 2009

Carbaphobia

Carbaphobia is the fear of any teacher.

Steve: I am really scared of Mr.bru

Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher

by Water toaster October 15, 2019

Carpophobia

The fear of wrists because of veins showing. Can also be related in cases associated with Veinophobia.

She had Carpophobia because she couldn't look at her wrist and the more visible veins.

by emmayoudontknow January 3, 2011

carbophobia

An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.

Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.

Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.

by Bamboo_bends November 7, 2009

curbophobia

The fear of getting kicked to the curb by either a girlfriend or boyfriend

He is so paranoid of his girlfriend breaking up with him I think he has curbophobia

by Mikes spike March 5, 2016

Carsophobia

Fear that Ben Carson may be able to win the Presidency.

The media has Carsophobia.

by Doobie99 January 13, 2016

Carsophobia

Fear of Ben Carson.

The news anchor had Carsophobia.

by Doobie99 January 13, 2016