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face creme
face creme by Likki Blondegirl November 12, 2021
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Crèmel • creme brulee • Creme • creme de la penis • Creme Egg • creme de la creme • Crème Fraiche • creme puff • creely • Creme Egging
la creme
Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch NJFW.
(It's used in a sentence kind of like “best of the best”)
(It's used in a sentence kind of like “best of the best”)
la creme by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020
creme de la penis
creme de la penis by Rm18.K September 3, 2018
creelspec
The Crème Brulee Dessert
You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.
As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.
Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.
Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.
The Crème Brulee Dessert by madmarkfromthetdot October 11, 2012
Creel Special
When a girl thinks that you are going to finger her using a common method (rocker, shocker, etc.), but instead you put all four fingers forcefully into the stink.
Dude, I was making out with Chloe last night, and I gave her some of the ol' Creel Special to finish her off.
Creel Special by thegoose31 December 9, 2012
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Ratfucker
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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