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crespecs 

The dots of toothpaste that speckle the mirror above your bathroom sink.
Close your mouth when you brush your teeth, so you don't get crespecs all over the mirror!
crespecs by xuxa bella October 20, 2009
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chellspecker

A category of new spell-checkers notably on the Android OS which has a very liberal word replacement policy combined with a smaller on-screen keyboard and normal size fingers which results in the backspacing and correcting of almost every single word typed.
Bob: "Man, every text message I type I have to type and retype and read and re-read before I send because my awesome Android OS seems to want to rewrite my text at random."

John: "Have you tried to recalibrate your onscreen keyboard with the 'quick brown fox....' thingy"?

Bob: "Yup, I'm hatin on this DogGamn chellspecker!"
chellspecker by The Beezle October 10, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026