A category of new spell-checkers notably on the Android OS which has a very liberal word replacement policy combined with a smaller on-screen keyboard and normal size fingers which results in the backspacing and correcting of almost every single word typed.
Bob: "Man, every text message I type I have to type and retype and read and re-read before I send because my awesome Android OS seems to want to rewrite my text at random."
John: "Have you tried to recalibrate your onscreen keyboard with the 'quick brown fox....' thingy"?
Bob: "Yup, I'm hatin on this DogGamn chellspecker!"
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).