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Someone you associate with who is also woke.
My cowoker and I were discussing the state of race relations in the USA and the poor response by the government in the wake of current events
cowoker by Duff55 June 23, 2021

Ex-coworker 

A word that Marci thinks refers to a person you used to work with. But she's wrong.
Marci: this ex-coworker of mine...
Jon: That's not a word...
Ex-coworker by Jaydee437 October 18, 2019

Orange County Cooker

A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.
A: Yo you do any freaky shit with Allie last night?

B: Yeah, I gave her the Orange County Cooker.
Orange County Cooker by RFXR October 30, 2018

home coworker

Your spouse or family member when you are working from home. Corollary to office husband or office wife.
Dennis: Pam just walked in while I was on my conference call. As we have to share our home and both sustain our working environments, I am learning to manage along with my home coworker. When this Coronavirus blows over, I am going to introduce Pam to Jenny so that my home coworker can meet my office wife. Perhaps tonight I will call a meeting with my home coworker to put some effort toward producing a corona boomer.
home coworker by the comand'r April 3, 2020

Algonquin Slow Cooker 

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.
Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

Woofy Cooker 

"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.
1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".
Woofy Cooker by Forbaroo October 11, 2006
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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