cow tippin
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Cow Tippin'
A drunken, atempted to tip a cow from the standing position on to it' s side and/or back. Most often another exscuse to go out and get even more hammared.
Judd: Hey buud lets go cow tippin'
Stan: Alright, I'll swing by and grab some more beer from sal's.
Judd: Okay... (grabs 1/2 of 24 pack and tosses in bed of truck)
Stan: Alright, I'll swing by and grab some more beer from sal's.
Judd: Okay... (grabs 1/2 of 24 pack and tosses in bed of truck)
Cow Tippin' by Chsracowgirl182 February 27, 2010
Cow Tippin'
When you're on vacation (or out of town), you fuck a chick and you tip toe out on her in the middle of the night or the next morning. Usually done to Fat or Socially unattractive chicks.
Cow Tippin' by Jermworm February 10, 2013
Cow Tippin'
Seducing and sleeping with fat chicks.
Q:"I'm gonna get at this hottie over here, can you handle her fat friend?"
A:"Hell yeah, I'm goin' Cow Tippin' tonight, baby!"
A:"Hell yeah, I'm goin' Cow Tippin' tonight, baby!"
Cow Tippin' by Maijala April 7, 2011
cow-tippin'
fran: "did you hear about that wild party last night?"
kylie: "woa yeah that was cow-tippin'!"
emma: "these cake pops we're eating are sooo good!"
kylie: "yeah these be cow-tippin'"
kylie: "woa yeah that was cow-tippin'!"
emma: "these cake pops we're eating are sooo good!"
kylie: "yeah these be cow-tippin'"
cow-tippin' by frankie228 November 11, 2021
Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'
1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.
2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!
Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla' by Saucydon May 15, 2006
Cow topping
The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.
When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.
Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.
Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019
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