Maijala's definitions

Bot

noun. Somebody who exists only through texting, Facebook relationships, and various others. Bots will send smiley faces and winky faces to stimulate their ever-expanding need for instant social acceptance without exercising the true capabilities of a human relationship. Bots are the equivalent of phone sex.

BOT: "I miss you :) When are we going to get tacos?"
HUMAN: "Fuck you, bot bitch."

by Maijala April 7, 2011

Cow Tippin'

Seducing and sleeping with fat chicks.

Q:"I'm gonna get at this hottie over here, can you handle her fat friend?"
A:"Hell yeah, I'm goin' Cow Tippin' tonight, baby!"

by Maijala April 7, 2011