covypocrite

A portmanteau of Covid + hypocrite.
A person who is a hypocrite about Covid policy.

“All restaurants must close indoor and outdoor dining!” Gavin Newsom the Covypocrite proclaimed in between bites of white truffle covered foie gras at a large group indoor dinner at The French Laundry.

by Nicholas D December 2, 2020

Covipocrite

Noun: A person who claims they're "immunocompromised" and "self-quarantining" when you ask to spend time with them, but then selfishly begs their out-of-state boyfriend to drive over and blow them; someone who uses the fake concern over the threat of contracting Coronavirus to selfishly get out of social obligations, while simultaneously engaging in an activity just as risky, if not moreso; a person who feigns concern about the pandemic while profiting from its spread.

A palindrome of the word "Covid" and "hypocrite".

Plural: covipocrites.

Adjective: covipicritical.

Jane: Sally said she didn't want to come to book club because she's worried about getting Covid-19 , but I saw on Instagram that she's invited James over for sex instead.

Alison: Wow, what a covipicritical cunt! She blew ME off last week so she could blow HIM.

Jane: She's a witch!
Alison: Burn her!

Alex: My workplace closed to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, and I got a shitton of money from unemployment...I'm going take advantage of the low ticket prices and travel across the country!

Tim: Alex, just fucking stay home and smoke a joint. Quit being such a goddam covipocrite!

by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 4, 2020

Fish 'n' Chypocrite

A pescatarian aka A simpering faux vegetarian who blubs 'meat is murder' whilst chewing the face off a trout.

Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."

Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"

Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"

Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."

by Mof Gimmers March 17, 2010