Noun: A person who claims they're "immunocompromised" and "self-quarantining" when you ask to spend time with them, but then selfishly begs their out-of-state boyfriend to drive over and blow them; someone who uses the fake concern over the threat of contracting Coronavirus to selfishly get out of social obligations, while simultaneously engaging in an activity just as risky, if not moreso; a person who feigns concern about the pandemic while profiting from its spread.
Jane: Sally said she didn't want to come to book club because she's worried about getting Covid-19 , but I saw on Instagram that she's invited James over for sex instead.
Alison: Wow, what a covipicritical cunt! She blew ME off last week so she could blow HIM.
Jane: She's a witch!
Alison: Burn her!
Alex: My workplace closed to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, and I got a shitton of money from unemployment...I'm going take advantage of the low ticket prices and travel across the country!
Tim: Alex, just fucking stay home and smoke a joint. Quit being such a goddam covipocrite!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.