Covidtose 

covidtose

/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/

adjective

Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.

“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020

“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020

“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020

"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.

Covidtose by Ms. Unformation April 14, 2020

Covidtose 

The final acceptance that you will never be able to leave you home without a mask, resulting in a blank stare as you sit on your couch staring at the TV day in a day out, waiting for death.

My girlfriend became covidtose waiting for her job to call her back to work.

Covidtose by JimBob Michigan February 7, 2021

Covidtown, USA 

Slang for any town in America with a high and expanding number of COVID-19 cases to put it on the map.

We’re livin’ right smack in Covidtown, USA!

Covidtown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2020

Covidhole 

When she’s been fucked in every hole multiple times a day for 14 days during your covid-19 lockdown and she can’t walk and just won’t take another dicking.

Rachel’s got the covidhole so guess I’ll
be beating the dog for the next couple days.

Covidhole by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

COVIDeos 

Videos watched during the COVID-19 pandemic to help stay sane typically though quarantreaming.

Jill: You holding up during this whole thing with da rona keeping you cooped up all day?

Paige: Ya, just hit my quota at work and it’s only April, aka no pants month, so I am just chillin and watching a ton of COVIDeos. Occasionally taking walks to play some COVID-19 chicken in the neighborhood. Gotta keep quaranstreaming.

COVIDeos by the comand'r April 20, 2020

Covidosis 

The loss, at both individual and societal level, of the ability to think rationally and calmly owing to the fear associated with a pandemic infectious disease or with the impact of measures taken in response to such a disease.

All my mates in social media have started sharing nothing but ridiculous conspiracy theories recently. I think they've all succumbed to covidosis.

Covidosis by Pijbe May 1, 2020

Covidise 

to spread the Covid-19, to infect others with the coronavirus

Beware of those trying to covidise the society.

Covidise by birbaljha May 1, 2020