covidtose
/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/
adjective
Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.
/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/
adjective
Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.
“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020
“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020
“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020
"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.
“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020
“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020
"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.
by Ms. Unformation April 14, 2020
Get the Covidtose mug.The final acceptance that you will never be able to leave you home without a mask, resulting in a blank stare as you sit on your couch staring at the TV day in a day out, waiting for death.
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Covidtose
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Slang for any town in America with a high and expanding number of COVID-19 cases to put it on the map.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2020
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Get the Covidhole mug.Jill: You holding up during this whole thing with da rona keeping you cooped up all day?
Paige: Ya, just hit my quota at work and it’s only April, aka no pants month, so I am just chillin and watching a ton of COVIDeos. Occasionally taking walks to play some COVID-19 chicken in the neighborhood. Gotta keep quaranstreaming.
Paige: Ya, just hit my quota at work and it’s only April, aka no pants month, so I am just chillin and watching a ton of COVIDeos. Occasionally taking walks to play some COVID-19 chicken in the neighborhood. Gotta keep quaranstreaming.
by the comand'r April 20, 2020
Get the COVIDeos mug.The loss, at both individual and societal level, of the ability to think rationally and calmly owing to the fear associated with a pandemic infectious disease or with the impact of measures taken in response to such a disease.
All my mates in social media have started sharing nothing but ridiculous conspiracy theories recently. I think they've all succumbed to covidosis.
by Pijbe May 1, 2020
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