Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

covid toes

blue or purple lesions on toes or feet as an early sign of covid-19

The doctor said that Anne's painful covid toes may disappear within ten days.

by timlight April 22, 2020

Covid Toes

A human that is overly concerned with affects of covid to the point they’re regular life is no more.

She used to walk her dogs twice a day before she got “covid toes” now she just watches Fox News all day

by maccam December 9, 2021

Covidtose

covidtose

/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/

adjective

Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.

“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020

“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020

“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020

"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.

by Ms. Unformation April 14, 2020

COVIDTOSED

THE EXTREME MEDICAL CONDITION OF NOT RECEIVING THE VACCISLAP AFTER BEING COVADTAINTED.

Poor Mary is completely COVIDTOSED, If she had received the vaccislap she may have had a chance.

by CiCi and the cookie monster May 2, 2020

Covidtose

The final acceptance that you will never be able to leave you home without a mask, resulting in a blank stare as you sit on your couch staring at the TV day in a day out, waiting for death.

My girlfriend became covidtose waiting for her job to call her back to work.

by JimBob Michigan February 7, 2021