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Belligerently coherent 

The state of mind that is shmamburgered but functional enough to not have somebody sneak into your tent and shit in your pants !! Rootanany 2013
That guy is belligerently coherent
His story wasn't coherent; he rambeled on about different things that had nothign to do with eachother.
coherent by Conor O August 4, 2003
A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.

refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
Goverment by lord penis poo poo February 29, 2012

covernment 

An often covert conjunction of government and corporations, such that it matters less whether the combined entity is left-leaning or right-leaning. Covernments are sometimes also corrupt.
It doesn't matter whether you're left wing, or fight wing, you should still be able to see covernment corruption.
covernment by Prof. Steve Mann December 6, 2003

covermount 

A covermount is a small gift attached to the front cover of a magazine.
This magazine will be the first title in the world to covermount a playable Blu-ray disc.
covermount by Helena... May 5, 2007

covenient 

avoiding work or unpleasant obligation by citing covid policy or concern.
Julie opted out of Blue's Christmas dinner Friday night, and coveniently stayed home.
covenient by MikeFigurski January 7, 2022