A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.
refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
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Get the Goverment kink mug.Now, 2007(hope they won't 4 much longer),sweden is ruled by the Moderates (yes, they r crazy people who dont pay their taxes n think that they can manage to rule dis country) who r trying to lower our taxes (so that all the ministers wont get blamed 4 not paying em) and with that also lower our living standards. After only a year in the goverment they have managed 2 make us pay 4 a lot of things, such as doctors and higher intrest charges. They have also lowered the subsidies (i dont really kno what its called, found that on the net, but its money u get from the goverment 4 4 example not having a job) 4 unemployment and the student grants, wich alredy were low enough!!
They have also made the rift between the classes bigger!
So, 4 y'all who voted 4 them in the elections in 2006, i hope dis wasnt what y'all wanted, cause if u did ure just mad, otherwise, i have 2 give u an advice, think before u act!!!
They have also made the rift between the classes bigger!
So, 4 y'all who voted 4 them in the elections in 2006, i hope dis wasnt what y'all wanted, cause if u did ure just mad, otherwise, i have 2 give u an advice, think before u act!!!
Elections 2006:
Dumbass wid no brain: yeah, the moderates won! they're gonna make sweden a great place!!
(but the dumbass didnt get that it alredy was a great place without todays swedish goverment, the moderates! It was better with the socialdemocrates!)
2008:
dumbass, sad: awwww....:(, wish i wasnt a dumbass last year, now i dont have money 2 buy my kid a present 4 his 8:th birthday. since i got fired i almost dont have any money 2 buy food 4 maa kid either..
Dumbass wid no brain: yeah, the moderates won! they're gonna make sweden a great place!!
(but the dumbass didnt get that it alredy was a great place without todays swedish goverment, the moderates! It was better with the socialdemocrates!)
2008:
dumbass, sad: awwww....:(, wish i wasnt a dumbass last year, now i dont have money 2 buy my kid a present 4 his 8:th birthday. since i got fired i almost dont have any money 2 buy food 4 maa kid either..
by freaky gurl November 26, 2007
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1: hey did u see that ass fucking fuck the goverment did to those tax paying, constitutionally protected american civilians in pensacola florida?
2: yeah they really ass fucked them dry, throwing them out of that city councel meeting like dog shit for speaking there minds fuck that shit!
2: yeah they really ass fucked them dry, throwing them out of that city councel meeting like dog shit for speaking there minds fuck that shit!
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