A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.

refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
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Person 1: I don't like the goverment
Person 2: You spelled government wrong
Person 1: We are talking though
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History is a lie
Religion is a control system
Money is a hoax
Debt is fiction
Goverment is a corporation
The system is a lie
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A colloquial term for describing a hangover as a result of tanking too much alcohol.
Terence has got such a bad gover today, he spewed out the front of our house.

I'm so govered after drinking pints of vermouth last night.
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Old French- Derived from the old French surname Govier
Means light bringer.

It is likely that the name was initially bestowed as a nickname during the Middle Ages. Similiar to Aphos
Gover couldn't wait to visit Japan. He had been planning the trip for months
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A derogatory name, often used to insult people.
Person 1: Bro I hate you so much, you're a gover!!
Person 2: Why... What did I do for you be so mad?
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a female governor. female politician that likes to debate with others about current events.

an intelligent woman but tries very hard to be "hip" by using terms such as "dip" incorrectly.
Ruth, the governess said "i'm going to ditch" instead of "i'm going to dip. She is very intelligent..but doesn't understand "hip" terms too well.
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