Covax

The vaccination of either Pfizer and Moderna, to cause immunity to the SARS-CoV-2 aka the COVID-19 aka the coronavirus.

I got the Covax today!! I’m officially immuned to the coronavirus!

Did you receive your second Covax yet?

Are you going to get the Covax? Is anyone in your family going to add the Covax to their regular immunization schedule?

Covax by AngieCWmusic January 29, 2021

COVAG19 

Pronounced co-vadge. Refers to the the state of female genitalia during quarantine. Characterized by a foul odor brought on by unattended UTI, yeast infections, and improper wiping due to lack of toilet paper. Usually includes thick bush now stretching from mid-belly to past the anus.

My girl was getting frisky during Tiger King and I was into it until I got a whiff of that COVAG19.

COVAG19 by Big Bad Jays April 5, 2020

coaxphmi 

We quite honestly have absolutely no idea what this word means at all.

"Coaxphmi? Err, what the fuck?"

coaxphmi by Jonathan Gaylordius Holmes March 11, 2008

cock-coaxing 

the complete opposite to cock-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to.

the other day my friend was cock-coaxing me when i was too sackless to talk to that hoe

cock-coaxing by rhythm12345 November 1, 2010

COVAG 

The deadliest vagirus known to man.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.

News host: We discovered a new coronavagirus spreading across Earth, its known as COVAG.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.

COVAG by gregben February 23, 2022

coax

To persuade someone into giving you something; cajole.
To obtain by continous persuasion.
Try to salvage something so the situation doesn't worsen.

Evosquall tried to coax Lingo into changing her name to Joywawa, which she did, and regretted very much to this very day.

coax by Joywawa January 14, 2011

covexcuse 

When you need an excuse and blame it on Covid-19

I didn’t want to go to her party so I made up a covexcuse.

covexcuse by BlkShpBuddha July 27, 2020