covexcuse 

When you need an excuse and blame it on Covid-19

I didn’t want to go to her party so I made up a covexcuse.

covexcuse by BlkShpBuddha July 27, 2020

covidexcuses

Attempt to lessen the blame due to COVID-19, seek to defend or justify. Release from a duty or requirement using COVID-19 as an excuse for everything. A reason or explanation put forward to support a fault and blaming the lockdown caused by COVID-19.
It's a poor or inadequate example of someone who doesn’t want to adapt to the new normal—not accepting ownership, complaining about how wrong everything is due to the virus outbreak. Constantly being part of the problem, and not part Of the solution.

There can be no possible covidexcuses for any further delay.

covidexcuses by Farshadi March 22, 2020

copecuse 

when you make excuses to not believe in something you dont personally agree with

Coper 1: Yeah.... but that's fake though the bible has never been proven its all written by dudes....

Jesus Christ Inc Employee: keep the copecuse train going

copecuse by omaqual juanson ling queshon September 16, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016