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someone who is really mean and doenst bring me and brooke ice cream late at night and doesnt answer their cell phone either.

Me and Brooke hate it when people are Couto's and dont bring us ice cream and cake late at night and dont answer their cell phone!!

couto by CARLSSSS!!! January 23, 2004

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Couto

When a game player takes the health in ARAM (League of Legends) when they are already full health.

That Veigar player really just Couto'd us.

Couto by EEEEEGO January 4, 2023

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travis couto

The Stein Living Meme, Scores Hattys every games and Hypes the meadowvale RED change room. Travis Couto is a BEAUT...

Person 1: Hey have you seen the video made by Joe Couto?...
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Here take a look.
*Person 1 shows video*
Video: Go Travis!

Person 2: Wow!

Travis Couto, A NATURAL BEAUTY...

travis couto by Stein Brayden Peart May 22, 2018

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Maria Joao Couto

Funny girl that does the best puns!

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.

Maria Joao Couto by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021

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Maria Joao Couto

Funny girl that does the best puns!

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.

Maria Joao Couto by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021

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Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.

One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"

Cotton candy by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017

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coctor

A doctor who specializes in eye, vision, and cock care. An ophthalmologist

I was having vision problems, and my penis was itching, so I scheduled a coctor appointment

coctor by ACanofGasoline September 22, 2021

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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