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Coutorture 

Some horrid display or attempt at a unique, "couture" fashion gone terribly wrong, so as it actually becomes painful or awkward to look at.
Your attempt to emulate Lady Gaga is pure coutorture; I would recommend you immediately take of that sad hot mess you have going on there. Eww.
Coutorture by Prince Amazing February 23, 2013
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Cosby Coutoure 

An indie style characterized by wearing tacky and blindingly multicolored sweaters (often from Goodwill or another thrift store), khakis, velvet sweatpants, etc. The goal is to imitate the look of the Huxtable family on the Bill Cosby Show. The tacky sweater is key.
Dude 1: Dang, look at that guy in the green, blue, orange, mauve, vermillion, and chartruese wool sweater.

Dude 2: Is that Coogi?

Dude 1: No man, it's Cosby Coutoure.

Cosby Coutoure by danger dave 111 February 18, 2009

COURTURE 

COURTURE is 1.COURT- (MW) seek to attract and 2. TURE- reference from "torture" (MW) agony or pain- "COURTURE" is what relationships turn out to be when either person in a relationship feels like the honeymoon has ended and the fighting, nagging and neediness become more constant.
Damn!!! Your relationship took on its COURTURE path now!!!
COURTURE by Fast Talkin' E October 13, 2011

Couverture 

The state of being a married woman.

The state of being a married woman.

Applied to societies where particular value is placed on a female attaining that status.
The substance of marriage has long been subject to change over time as societal attitudes to it have evolved. In support one may cite the abandonment of couverture and the wider maturation of public attitudes towards homosexuality and same-sex couples.
Couverture by fiery62 July 27, 2015
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026