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coutorture 

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To be tortured by fashion.
Girl those hot pink rabbit fur zebra hot pants are just plain coutorture on my eyes!
coutorture by "Bryan Vee" December 10, 2008
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Coutorture 

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Some horrid display or attempt at a unique, "couture" fashion gone terribly wrong, so as it actually becomes painful or awkward to look at.
Your attempt to emulate Lady Gaga is pure coutorture; I would recommend you immediately take of that sad hot mess you have going on there. Eww.
Coutorture by Prince Amazing February 23, 2013
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coutorture • COURTURE • Couverture • Cosby Coutoure • cock torture

Cosby Coutoure 

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An indie style characterized by wearing tacky and blindingly multicolored sweaters (often from Goodwill or another thrift store), khakis, velvet sweatpants, etc. The goal is to imitate the look of the Huxtable family on the Bill Cosby Show. The tacky sweater is key.
Dude 1: Dang, look at that guy in the green, blue, orange, mauve, vermillion, and chartruese wool sweater.

Dude 2: Is that Coogi?

Dude 1: No man, it's Cosby Coutoure.

Cosby Coutoure by danger dave 111 February 18, 2009
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COURTURE 

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COURTURE is 1.COURT- (MW) seek to attract and 2. TURE- reference from "torture" (MW) agony or pain- "COURTURE" is what relationships turn out to be when either person in a relationship feels like the honeymoon has ended and the fighting, nagging and neediness become more constant.
Damn!!! Your relationship took on its COURTURE path now!!!
COURTURE by Fast Talkin' E October 13, 2011
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Couverture 

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The state of being a married woman.

The state of being a married woman.

Applied to societies where particular value is placed on a female attaining that status.
The substance of marriage has long been subject to change over time as societal attitudes to it have evolved. In support one may cite the abandonment of couverture and the wider maturation of public attitudes towards homosexuality and same-sex couples.
Couverture by fiery62 July 27, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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