coutomosexual 

When two partners enjoy suing each other in public court over small things to spice up their relationship

Etymology: comes from coutume (french) for law before the revolution

Wow I didn't know Ched and Lizzy were in a coutomosexual marriage - I thought they were just scamming their insurances.

coutomosexual by vizobelle January 7, 2023

Cuomosexual 

1) In love with an incompetent, gropey, hyper-corrupt Governor who has an atrocious COVID track record, and a history of questionable sexual behavior because the media has never bothered to hold him accountable in any way or bothered to look into what he was doing. This caused the press to falsely portrayed him as an exemplar of competence, and Governor Cuomo to believe he didn't need to be accountable.

2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.

"Cuomosexual" has not aged well.

Cuomosexual by The Cabal March 2, 2021

Cuomosexual 

An old creepy italian with nipple rings that likes to molest men and women while at work.

Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.

Cuomosexual by Paczki12 March 7, 2021

Coumosexual 

a word used to describe a creepy pervert

Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual

Coumosexual by charlottes web info March 7, 2021

Cuomosexual 

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.

When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!

Cuomosexual by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020

Cuomosexual 

a word used to describe a creepy pervert

Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Cuomosexual

Cuomosexual by charlottes web info March 7, 2021