Couss 

Cartoon Artist that loves to say "I Love My Ass"

Dont be such a Couss.

Couss by Bob April 6, 2005

Cousin-in-law 

She or he married my cousin.

Me: She or he is my cousin-in-law.

Cousin-in-law by Sakurakage August 9, 2019

Weed cousin 

Your cousin, usually older than you, who smokes a lot of weed. If you don't have an older brother, it is likely that your weed cousin introduced you to smoking, and that he probably did it too early. Depending on geographical relation, a high-schooler may find himself at his weed cousin's house as often as once a month, and it is common to procure cannabis from the weed cousin until one's own supply becomes secure. Usually the son of a vodka aunt.

I was off with my weed cousin last weekend... He introduced me to dabbing. And edibles. I still can't think clearly!

Weed cousin by KarimGiles September 23, 2016

cousin marvin

When one is receiving oral sex from a hooker, and farts into the hooker's mouth.

"When Chuck Barry was getting a BJ from that hooker, he totally pulled a cousin Marvin on her."

cousin marvin by thzpcs January 2, 2017

coulsonized 

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

coulsonized by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

gofl course 

Yes this is indeed "Gofl Course." The biggest party spot in SE Portland. Online and in text messages it is most commonly abbreviated "gc."

"Dude, gofl course party tonight!"

gofl course by cumsum May 2, 2006

Coursework 

The murderer of all your spare time, honestly.
Meant to be doing it now.
It will kill you. Trust me.
And do it now before you find yourself doing 4 pieces at the same time.

Teacher: Your coursework is to write a five page essay and present it with three diagrams and you need at least two drawings and one piece of data from an internet source. Remember, one page of bibligraphy!

Students: When is it in for miss?

Teacher: Tomorrow.

Students: *die*

Coursework by Maxiie January 3, 2009