Cousincide
"He moved in with his cousin, the cousin committed cousincide; left him with nothing but cousincide, cousin suicide..."
Cousincide by spaceunderscore November 23, 2023
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cousincidence
A coincidence between cousins.
Wow Cousin, that is so weird, I also had spaghetti for dinner last night, that is a total cousincidence.
cousincidence by CousinDan August 25, 2010
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korean coincidence
a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.
Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
korean coincidence by enderkin June 29, 2008
Coprincidence
A coincidence involving Prince.
What a coprincidence, we both wore the same Purple Rain Halloween costume!
My Prince-related posts never get published. Coprincidence or conspiracy?
9 times out of 10, what seems like a coprincidence in actually a blessing from Prince.
My Prince-related posts never get published. Coprincidence or conspiracy?
9 times out of 10, what seems like a coprincidence in actually a blessing from Prince.
Coprincidence by Ska_Woman April 21, 2019
coincidencialism
the belief that there is no higher truth or purpose and that everything is just the result of a highly unlikely chain of coincidence after coincidence, and thus there is no way of knowing what will happen, nor is there any reason to why it happens.
coincidencialism by coincidencial man October 2, 2009
Coincidexcellence
When an occasion is thus- a coincidence resulting in excellence, or of any major benefit to any person/s involved in the instance of such occasion.
"Heath is hitchhiking to a party, on his way down the M25, a car pulls over blaring out jungle. Not only were they going to the party, but they had lots of good energy, knew his mother and they also had a spare seat." - A moment of coincidexcellence
Coincidexcellence by Shiftus Maximus October 20, 2008
baked coincidence
"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"
"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
baked coincidence by benny the baker April 2, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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