Coulking

Verb. The use of a penis for regular Caulk work.

Verb. Placing the penis in places otherwise reserved for caulk.

I caught Kyle coulking the house last night.

by Sirmrprofdr June 19, 2019

Chulking

The process of working on yourself physically and mentally. When someone is chulking, they are attempting to gain huge muscles and a better personality in order to become a Giga Chad.

Guy 1: I think I'm gonna start chulking.
Guy 2: You say that every time you get dumped.

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Macaulay Culking

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

by offensieve November 19, 2012

silicone caulking

A titty fuck finishing on fake boobs.

Candy doesn't like me playing with her boobs since she got a boob job. But, she always enjoys a good silicone caulking.

by L&AW March 31, 2009

caulking

Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.

Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

culking

Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.

You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.

by PAK65 July 9, 2011

caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

by slicksal October 19, 2006