Coulking

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Verb. The use of a penis for regular Caulk work.

Verb. Placing the penis in places otherwise reserved for caulk.

I caught Kyle coulking the house last night.

Coulking by Sirmrprofdr June 19, 2019

Words you can keep

Chulking

The process of working on yourself physically and mentally. When someone is chulking, they are attempting to gain huge muscles and a better personality in order to become a Giga Chad.

Guy 1: I think I'm gonna start chulking.
Guy 2: You say that every time you get dumped.

Chulking by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

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Macaulay Culking

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012

Word of the Day on November 21, 2012

silicone caulking

A titty fuck finishing on fake boobs.

Candy doesn't like me playing with her boobs since she got a boob job. But, she always enjoys a good silicone caulking.

silicone caulking by L&AW March 31, 2009

caulking

Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.

Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.

caulking by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

culking

Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.

You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.

culking by PAK65 July 9, 2011

caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

caulking by slicksal October 19, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026