3 definitions by Sirmrprofdr

A term created by capitalism to sell expensive grass.
I became a vegan to stick to the man, only to find out the man was sticking it to me.
by Sirmrprofdr June 20, 2019
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The act of performing various poses and stretches to hide a public boner.
by Sirmrprofdr June 20, 2019
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Verb. The use of a penis for regular Caulk work.

Verb. Placing the penis in places otherwise reserved for caulk.
I caught Kyle coulking the house last night.
by Sirmrprofdr June 20, 2019
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