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couldawouldashoulda 

Sarcastic response to a lame string of excuses.

Contraction of "could have, would have, should have"
EX
Kid: Mom, I would have called you, but I left my cell phone in the car, and the music was real loud, and .......

Mom: Couldawouldashoulda. You're grounded
couldawouldashoulda by bschuess November 10, 2008

shoulda coulda woulda

Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.
"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."
shoulda coulda woulda by bumarse October 17, 2009

Shoulda Coulda Woulda

Dismissing a something you could've done, instead of dwelling on it
"If I did _____, I would've gotten it."
"Eh, shoulda coulda woulda"

Couldashouldawoulda 

(could-a-should-a-would-a)

To do something instead of saying you can do something
"Why I could hop over this desk and give you a great big hug!, Hey Couldashouldawoulda!"

*Leaps over desk*
Couldashouldawoulda by SyluxN64 October 27, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026