Sarcastic response to a lame string of excuses.

Contraction of "could have, would have, should have"
Kid: Mom, I would have called you, but I left my cell phone in the car, and the music was real loud, and .......

Mom: Couldawouldashoulda. You're grounded
by bschuess November 5, 2006
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