Coujons

High quality goujons a step up from your regular everyday goujon - ideal for a social event

Franky - 'Hey are those goujons on your buffet table?'
Ben - 'No, absolutely not, I don't eat that shit, these are coujons of course.'

by boodicas thumb September 13, 2011

Sex Coupons

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Ass Rations"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."

by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014

super-double coupons

Some grocery stores such as Kroger and Meijer offer super-double coupon redemption from time to time. This is when a manufacturer's coupon may be redeemed for two times the face value but generally not more than a two dollar total.

"I had five dollar off coupons and it was super-double coupons day at Kroger so I was able to get five tubes of toothpaste for free."

by Marthakay December 14, 2005

crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

yuppie food coupons

Twenty dollar bills obtained from an ATM.Originated in Wired back in 1996. In 2000 they were refered to in Details as dotcom food coupons

Look at the dude getting his yuppie food coupons

by Peter Scott September 19, 2008

Coupons

The only reason college students read the newspaper.

Sweet... buy one get one free packs of Ramen at Kroger. Thank God for coupons.

by gabulldogs123 October 10, 2008

pussy coupons

Name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. Each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for sex (make a purchase).

"Oh, just a sec. Let me make a phone call to insert girl's name. I've got to put these pussy coupons for today."

by Lemas Mitchell January 22, 2008