7 definitions by _salesman_

crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 7, 2005

traveller

Noun: Simiar to Road Rocket. An Alcoholic beverage consumed in route to an event or place where other alcoholic beverages will be consumed

"Laske, do you want a traveller for the ride to the Cotton Bowl?"

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

eject

verb: To completely remove yourself from a disturbing situation.

"I was down at the bar, and these two pillow biters were making out with each other! Fucking eject!"

by _salesman_ May 8, 2005

road rocket

Noun: Similar to Road Soda. Alcoholic beverage consumed while in route to a destination where more alcoholic beverages will be consumed.

"Who needs a Road Rocket for the walk to the Beach?"

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

recockulious

Adjective: Similar to rediculious, but even more ludacris than you had originally imagined.

"Did you see the tits on that ho?!? Those were recockulious!!!"

by _salesman_ May 7, 2005

cacktail

Noun: Alcoholic drinks used to fuck one's self up.

"Hey Mader - let's grab some cacktails down at Sharkeez and check out the beautiful babies.

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

half loper

Noun: The in between stages of an erection. Not a full fledged boner, and not quite flacid.

I fell asleep on the couch, and woke up with a half loper.

by _salesman_ May 12, 2005