Coupons
Coupons by gabulldogs123 October 10, 2008
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Sex Coupons
Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.
Also referred to as "Ass Rations"
Also referred to as "Ass Rations"
Sex Coupons by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014
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super-double coupons
Some grocery stores such as Kroger and Meijer offer super-double coupon redemption from time to time. This is when a manufacturer's coupon may be redeemed for two times the face value but generally not more than a two dollar total.
"I had five dollar off coupons and it was super-double coupons day at Kroger so I was able to get five tubes of toothpaste for free."
super-double coupons by Marthakay December 14, 2005
crapper coupons
"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."
crapper coupons by _salesman_ May 6, 2005
yuppie food coupons
Twenty dollar bills obtained from an ATM.Originated in Wired back in 1996. In 2000 they were refered to in Details as dotcom food coupons
yuppie food coupons by Peter Scott September 19, 2008
pussy coupons
Name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. Each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for sex (make a purchase).
"Oh, just a sec. Let me make a phone call to insert girl's name. I've got to put these pussy coupons for today."
pussy coupons by Lemas Mitchell January 22, 2008
Mexican Coupons
My cousin complained once when he was 5 about how slow the checkout lines move when the people in front of you are using 'mexican coupons'. We laughed so hard we nearly passed out, and I have never used the words 'food stamps' since.
Mexican Coupons by Brett T. May 12, 2007
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