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Congasm
Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022
Cougasaurus Rex
An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011
Cerebral Corgasm
The orgasmic head rush that you get when you stretch after sitting for long periods of time. May also cause short blindness, and dizziness.
Man 1: Man this lecture went on for ever.
*Man 2 Stretches and slightly twitches*
Man 2: I'd say so, I just had a cerebral corgasm.
*Man 2 Stretches and slightly twitches*
Man 2: I'd say so, I just had a cerebral corgasm.
Cerebral Corgasm by Patrick Lent January 26, 2009
Cougamilf
Coug-a-milf: Part cougar part milf.
Milf is described as a "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck".
Cougar is described as: An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man.
Putting these together this means its an older women with children who you would like to fuck and she is 35+ years old.
Milf is described as a "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck".
Cougar is described as: An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man.
Putting these together this means its an older women with children who you would like to fuck and she is 35+ years old.
cougasaur
cougasaur by sweetfreesia October 1, 2009
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