Person 1: That is one scrumcious-looking cookie.
Person 2: True dat. I think I just had a coogasm.
Person 1: Dude. Me too.
Person 2: Faarp
Person 1: Faarp
Person 2: True dat. I think I just had a coogasm.
Person 1: Dude. Me too.
Person 2: Faarp
Person 1: Faarp
by CookieLuvr629 September 1, 2013
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CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022
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Get the Cougasm mug.The orgasmic head rush that you get when you stretch after sitting for long periods of time. May also cause short blindness, and dizziness.
Man 1: Man this lecture went on for ever.
*Man 2 Stretches and slightly twitches*
Man 2: I'd say so, I just had a cerebral corgasm.
*Man 2 Stretches and slightly twitches*
Man 2: I'd say so, I just had a cerebral corgasm.
by Patrick Lent January 26, 2009
Get the Cerebral Corgasm mug."Dude. John just ate his first bowl of Coco Puffs an had a Cocogasm. I remember when I had my first one, too."
by Robashakko March 31, 2009
Get the Cocogasm mug.The feeling you get reading through the comments of a usually preposterously funny post (in general the comments are funnier than the post itself)
Derp 1: "Have you seen that post on 9GAG?"
Derp 2: "Yeah, I had another comgasm whilst scrolling through the comments."
Derp 2: "Yeah, I had another comgasm whilst scrolling through the comments."
by GutiHaz October 30, 2014
Get the comgasm mug.A Codgasm is an orgasm triggered by a headshot on call of duty, this is exclusive to callofduty4, those who experience a codgasm, have most likely just "pwned" a noob with a barret 50cal and seen blood splat on the far wall, they tend to squint their eyes, and shake their cheeks, similiar to the way Richard Nixon shakes his cheeks while he is talking.
Ridley972-Dude, I totally had a codgasm last night
Noob-really?
Ridley972-yeah i shot a guy in the face real bad with a barret.
Noob- I am inferior
Noob-really?
Ridley972-yeah i shot a guy in the face real bad with a barret.
Noob- I am inferior
by swevr April 28, 2009
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