comgasm 

The feeling you get reading through the comments of a usually preposterously funny post (in general the comments are funnier than the post itself)

Derp 1: "Have you seen that post on 9GAG?"
Derp 2: "Yeah, I had another comgasm whilst scrolling through the comments."

comgasm by GutiHaz October 30, 2014

Congasm 

Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.

CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.

This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.

Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.

Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”

Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”

Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022

cumgasm 

An incredibly sloppy and sticky orgasm, usually used when spurting in close proximity to an object or person.

That last cumgasm totally stained Jane's panties.

cumgasm by Billy McPhereson September 29, 2008

cumgasm 

Having an orgasm with cum going down your throat and face

Did you enjoy that cumgasm last night

cumgasm by Tree fucker 2.0 August 7, 2017

Cumgasmic 

Something extremely amazing, resulting in having a very wet orgasm. (Not always literally)

The Shannon twins are fucking cumgasmic!

Halo Reach is cumgasmic.

Cumgasmic by xMeTaLsHrEdDeRx February 24, 2011

Cougasm 

An earth shattering cougar orgasm

Her cougasm rocked my world!

Cougasm by gpitzman April 26, 2009

Cerebral Corgasm 

The orgasmic head rush that you get when you stretch after sitting for long periods of time. May also cause short blindness, and dizziness.

Man 1: Man this lecture went on for ever.
*Man 2 Stretches and slightly twitches*
Man 2: I'd say so, I just had a cerebral corgasm.

Cerebral Corgasm by Patrick Lent January 26, 2009