copgasm 

When a young cop is working to arrest someone but then starts thinking about his girlfriend and donuts. He then forgets about the criminal and drives the wrong way.

Bob: Hey, heard of the Alex the cop?
John: You mean the one who had a copgasm?
Bob: Yeah, the criminal then ran.
John: He's fired right?

copgasm by foxdimi88 September 2, 2016

Congasm 

Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.

CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.

This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.

Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.

Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”

Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”

Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022

Cougasm 

An earth shattering cougar orgasm

Her cougasm rocked my world!

Cougasm by gpitzman April 26, 2009

marine corpgasm 

If a woman dates one of the few, the proud, she has a marine corpgasm.

Fuck me hard, Corporal Shepard. Give me a marine corpgasm.

marine corpgasm by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014

Cerebral Corgasm 

The orgasmic head rush that you get when you stretch after sitting for long periods of time. May also cause short blindness, and dizziness.

Man 1: Man this lecture went on for ever.
*Man 2 Stretches and slightly twitches*
Man 2: I'd say so, I just had a cerebral corgasm.

Cerebral Corgasm by Patrick Lent January 26, 2009

comgasm 

The feeling you get reading through the comments of a usually preposterously funny post (in general the comments are funnier than the post itself)

Derp 1: "Have you seen that post on 9GAG?"
Derp 2: "Yeah, I had another comgasm whilst scrolling through the comments."

comgasm by GutiHaz October 30, 2014

Codgasm 

A Codgasm is an orgasm triggered by a headshot on call of duty, this is exclusive to callofduty4, those who experience a codgasm, have most likely just "pwned" a noob with a barret 50cal and seen blood splat on the far wall, they tend to squint their eyes, and shake their cheeks, similiar to the way Richard Nixon shakes his cheeks while he is talking.

Ridley972-Dude, I totally had a codgasm last night
Noob-really?
Ridley972-yeah i shot a guy in the face real bad with a barret.
Noob- I am inferior

Codgasm by swevr April 28, 2009