When a youngcop is working to arrest someone but then starts thinking about his girlfriend and donuts. He then forgets about the criminal and drives the wrong way.
Bob: Hey, heard of the Alex the cop?
John: You mean the one who had a copgasm?
Bob: Yeah, the criminal then ran.
John: He's fired right?
Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
A Codgasm is an orgasm triggered by a headshot on call of duty, this is exclusive to callofduty4, those who experience a codgasm, have most likely just "pwned" a noob with a barret 50cal and seen blood splat on the far wall, they tend to squint their eyes, and shake their cheeks, similiar to the way Richard Nixon shakes his cheeks while he is talking.
Ridley972-Dude, I totally had a codgasm last night
Noob-really?
Ridley972-yeah i shot a guy in the face real bad with a barret.
Noob- I am inferior
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.