The act of being PWNED by an over-sized feline predator in Red Dead Redemption. The
cougar has no mercy and once it lands it's first surprise attack on you and knocks you to the ground it may decide to hit you before you can even get up and use a first aid supply, rendering you dead in mere seconds. Getting cougared is very easy. All you have to do is travel ANY area of Red Dead Redemption and you are already in the
cougar's sights. It will stalk you and if you manage to kill one, don't relax because you'
ve already been sized up by it's next
buddy (or six) hanging back to get you when you let your guard down. Cougars are very
real...
...and they will find you
...and your wife, and kids, and your mother, and your father, and your bitch, and your ho and your
pimp, and your - *COUGARED*
1.
lloyd (05:57:05 AM): IT KILLED ME
lloyd (05:57:07 AM): -.-
hazard89 (05:57:14 AM): ._.
lloyd (05:57:
22 AM):
FUCKING COUGARS!!!
lloyd (05:57:37 AM): I'm going to RAGE FAP after this >_>
hazard89 (05:57:45 AM):
LMAO!
hazard89 (05:58:05 AM): *dying*
2.
lloyd (04:09:15 AM): fuckin cougars
lloyd (04:09:
17 AM): ~_~
lloyd (04:09:31 AM): and I don't
mean the sexy kind...
hazard89 (04:09:34 AM): o.o
hazard89 (04:09:36 AM): LOL
3.
lloyd (12:09:35 AM): It's inevitable, Hazard....you WILL be cougared....
hazard89 (12:09:54 AM): I WILL NOT!
hazard89 (12:10:05 AM): I shall strive to be the only
man NEVER COUGARED!
hazard89 (12:10:06 AM): >:D
lloyd (12:10:
17 AM): and if you don't save more often you'll bite yourself in the ass so
hard that you'll take your whole ass off when you get cougared
lloyd (12:10:
18 AM): ._.
hazard89 (12:10:48 AM): O_O
lloyd (12:10:50 AM): A man can dream I guess, Hazard, a man can dream -.-
hazard89 (12:10:50 AM): WTF
hazard89 (12:10:53 AM): XD!
lloyd (12:
13:43 AM): HAZARD: I’ll show that Lloyd, I’ll never get cougared. Ha! *roams around on
horse* ♫ La la la la la la fa la la la la♫ - ooo! What’s that sound? *dies* OMFG D:< *smashes PS3*
