CouchHand

A person who always “accidentally” touches you while you and said person are laying on a couch

Bill: Is Sara couchhanding you?

Sophia: Yes! She won’t stop, if she couchhands me one more time i’m gonna hit her.

by nana jan we February 16, 2020

cockhandled

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.

Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!

by stance July 16, 2004

cockhands

A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.

1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"

2. "Cockhands!"

by storkman January 17, 2008

couchmanship

The delicate art of maximizing the highest levels of comfort while pursuing gentlemanly endeavors on a cushioned object while being no less than an arms reach from an icy cold Ginger Ale.

After a long night of drinking I will be ready for some serious couchmanship in the morning.

by The Couchateers November 13, 2010

Couchpants

Someone with low intelligence and self-esteem. Hides behind the Internet to insult others. Has No real friends.

He's on Facebook again being a real "couchpants". You can't believe anything a"couchpants" says.

by Don'tcarewhatyouthink October 26, 2016

Chuckhandle

Manhandling another person by chucking or throwing them forcefully into another object or person.

My brother took the video game controller so I chuckhandled him into the wall.

Johnny Manziel was so pissed off he chuckhandled his girlfriend into the car window.

by mcamm September 16, 2016

Cockhands

Anyone who leaves the restroom and does not wash their hands after handling their manhood.

I made sure to use a paper towel to open the doors as I returned from the restroom. Richard Gutierrez, also known as cockhands, had not washed his hands once again.

by srjg March 30, 2010