Couchman

a term for a person who, at the end of every party, ends up passed out on the couch.

It looks like Brett is the designated Couchman for tonight.

by Big Daddy D Glenn February 5, 2012

Couchman

A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.

I haven't met all my siblings, because my dad was a Couchman

by That one guy DD February 11, 2014

Couchman

Couchman.. also means slag cheat and a liar.

Hi I'm Mrs Couchman and I fuck everything I can just like my mum

by Fishe Rowe November 12, 2017

The Couchman

Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.

"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"

by Gaylord Palms January 19, 2010

Coughman

🔥 When a STONER takes a hit or inhale of CANNABIS then COUGHS up a lung you call them a COUGHMAN

🔥 Coughing is just the body’s natural way of protecting itself from these unwanted foreign particles from your lungs or you just can't handle your hit..ha ha!!

🔥 Ernesto coughs everytime he hits the bong..he's COUGHMAN

🔥 STONER hits bong starts to cough..COUGHMAN COUGHMAN YEAH THATS YOU !!

by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2019

Coachman

Someone Or Something That's Totally Cool.

He's Loud, He's Proud, He's Coachman.

That Dude Is Total Coachman!

Could Of Had A Coachman!

by TotalCoachman July 28, 2009

couchmanship

The delicate art of maximizing the highest levels of comfort while pursuing gentlemanly endeavors on a cushioned object while being no less than an arms reach from an icy cold Ginger Ale.

After a long night of drinking I will be ready for some serious couchmanship in the morning.

by The Couchateers November 13, 2010