Cotton heads 

Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?

"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."

Cotton heads by Tmeister December 15, 2003

cotton head 

an old lady that has a hairdo that resembles cotton which is white and puffy.

those cotton heads are everywhere!

cotton head by Blond babe March 5, 2008

oxy-cotton head 

Not much diifrent than a crack-head.Only diffrence iz u use a prescription.chop that shit up and enhale.

1.Yo!I can't wait to hit dat oxy.

2.4real dawg.

1.A let a nigga have bout 20.

2.Hell nah u oxy-cotton head.

oxy-cotton head by not needed January 8, 2009

cotton head niggy muffins 

When a black person rather plump has white hair.

you look at that cotton head niggy muffins over there.

cotton head niggy muffins by niggleupinthisbiggle March 5, 2019

cottonheaded ninnymuggins

a dumb elf, as coined in the movie "Elf"

"i'm nothing but a cottonheaded ninnymuggins"

cottonheaded ninnymuggins by dfg January 5, 2004

cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.

Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.

cottonhead rattle moccosin by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

cottonheadedninnymuggings

A name given to something that's crappy or poopy.

Andrea's computer is totally being a cottonheadedninnymuggings!

cottonheadedninnymuggings by brookiecookie:) October 31, 2010