Cotton heads

Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?
"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."
by Tmeister December 16, 2003
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Fish Bowl

If working behind a counter, a fish bowl is a condition that you will encounter when 50 people all stand there looking at you like you're a zoo exhibit.
"Goddamn old people lined up staring at me like I'm in a fish bowl."
by Tmeister January 13, 2004
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