Definitions by Tmeister

Fish Bowl 

If working behind a counter, a fish bowl is a condition that you will encounter when 50 people all stand there looking at you like you're a zoo exhibit.

"Goddamn old people lined up staring at me like I'm in a fish bowl."

Fish Bowl by Tmeister January 13, 2004

Cotton heads 

Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?

"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."

Cotton heads by Tmeister December 15, 2003