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Costyn is the most sweetest person to walk planet earth and he makes me the luckiest girl on earth.
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Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.
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costantino 

The sex gods of Rome, every male is known for their mighty strength, intelligence, generousity, and let's not forget how the first born son has an unnaturally gigantic cock!!!

Decended from the roman emperor Constantine the Great

And last and best of all can make all and every woman fall into a instant orgasm after a few well spent minutes and can be left into a orgasmic slumber. But wouldn't you after a night with the kings dick!!!
Oh man I slept with a Costantino last night I can barely sit down
costantino by Sqishy January 29, 2015

Chrissy Costanza 

Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.

- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
example. Oh my GOD! I want to see Chrissy Costanza D:

Costança 

Costança is a lovely portugeuese name for a beautiful girl who is extremely shy at first, but has quite a lovely sense of humour, she is also very out-going and also can speak several different languages.
Have you heard of that new girl? Constança?
Yeah, Costança is very shy, but she's also very pretty and cute!
Costança by Nozep October 25, 2012

Costanza'd 

When a comment on a Facebook, Reddit or any thread get's more like than the Original Post in which the comment thread stems
I love'd Pete's Post but did you see when Chris Costanza'd him with that Arthur Meme?
Costanza'd by completeandtotalliar November 3, 2016

Cosbyness 

The state of approaching God's majesty through taking on the traits of Bill Cosby, perhaps through increased jello intake and shade wearing.
Cosbyness is next to godliness.
Cosbyness by NoNamedNeededNever April 26, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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