Used to describe an event that a person thought would previously be wicked cool and fun, but ended up sucking hard core. Named for Kevin Costner, the actor, whose movies look good in previews, but are usually bad when watched.
by Piggly Wiggly September 21, 2005
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by SouthLemon August 22, 2011
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Costner is probably one of the best people you’ll ever meet. He’s very funny and caring. He will make you laugh like everyday and his expressions are spot on. He even wants to be your friend even when you say that you can’t be friends. He can also speak French, and will continue to speak French to you even when only respond in English. He won’t let you do knee spins but that’s fine because he cares. He also has an addiction to blue Powerade and likes to waste drinking glasses but his personality makes up for it. He’s the best stepdad/actual dad/best friend/cat person ever.
by KayleeRose June 27, 2018
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ii) Sexy, Very Attractive
iii) A Sexual Position performed by placing your lover's head under water, then holding a baseball bat over his/her head to keep them from coming back to the surface while you fuck them.
ii) Sexy, Very Attractive
iii) A Sexual Position performed by placing your lover's head under water, then holding a baseball bat over his/her head to keep them from coming back to the surface while you fuck them.
i) "That Fiat you bought off Hank was Hot Costner"
ii) "Jaysus that Hawko one with the big jabs is a bit of Hot Costner"
iii) "After we stalled down the BacBar we went on the beach and I Hot Costner-ed Lucy O'D."
ii) "Jaysus that Hawko one with the big jabs is a bit of Hot Costner"
iii) "After we stalled down the BacBar we went on the beach and I Hot Costner-ed Lucy O'D."
by Dan Josuttno February 4, 2005
Get the Hot Costner mug.The weird ass chorus teacher in middle school that is so obsessed with folding his hands, he could make an origami crane. There were rumors of him being accused for being a sex offender.
by Checje May 25, 2020
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Middle aged woman 1 - "Did you see that kevin costner coffee table?"
Middle aged woman 2 - "Yes, it was lovely. The legs were a bit short, but the graining pattern was nicer than that cedar wood one they had"
Middle aged woman 2 - "Yes, it was lovely. The legs were a bit short, but the graining pattern was nicer than that cedar wood one they had"
by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007
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The first known instance of The Costner Effect was when Kevin Costner told Congress a dedicated fleet of boats with his machines could protect the coastlines.
by The Riffler Effect September 25, 2010
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